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Heed the words of a Psycho!
On The 01-09-05, The Baka Is Currently....
Feeling...Remoseful
Listening To...Magic by the Cars
Wearing...MASH shirt and MASH Pjs
Talking to...no one
Eating...nada
Drinking...Pepsi One
Reading...Too many books!
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Can You See Me?
Tuesday, August 13, 2002 |
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A Sampling of 'A Trip To Remember' Chapter 6
Kalamazoo, Home of the...Strange Ones
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I looked at the dark shape huddled in the corner of the comparment under the bus. My mouth dropped open. It was my little cousin, Michael! That little twit! I stared dumbly at him. What the heck was he doing in my bus?
"Move over, Baka." Sage said evilly. She held a penny bomb in her left hand and an actual flaming pie in her right. It was rahter cool looking though kinda scary...but cool. It was cool, just scary at the same time.
"WHOA! NO NO NO!" I said pushing her over. "No kill the little twit!"
Sage glared at me. "You know this thing?" She pointed to Mike who was huddled in a corner with chocolate smeered all over his face. Candy wrappers created a sticky carpet around him.
"Well, duh. He's family." I replied.
"Poor kid..." Sage mumbled.
I glared at her. "What did you say?!" I have her my evil death glare.
She meerly shrugged, uneffected by my glare, most people were though. "Nothing." I growled. Sage got up and shoved me out of the way. "So, that's yer cuz huh?" She dragged Mike out by the collar of his shirt. "Don't look much like you desribed him or was it a her?"
I rolled my eyes. "That's not Addi. That's the one that worships you."
Mike waved his arms around. "LET GO OF ME!"
"You mean, this thing worships me?" She poked Mike. "Hmph. Not much of a worshipier."
I snatched my little cuz away and tucked him under my arm like he was a football. "Pfft. He's family, buzz off." Mike appartently wasn't to thrilled with being passed around. He kicked me in the back. I yelled and dropped him on his head. Then I gave him a good old whack with the frying pan. "Bad twit bad!" I yelled.
"Buzz off!" He kicked me in the leg.
I fell backwards and glared at him. Jumping up to me feet, I yelled. "Why you little twit! I'm gonna seriously hurt you!" I whipped out Cate's killer Phantom CD! "Beware of the Killer Phantom CD!"
"NOT THAT CD!" Mike ran and hide behind his idol, Sage. "Protect me most high psycotic one!"
Sage looked down at my little twit of a cousin. "....here...." She handed Mike a penny bomb. "Knock yourself out..." With that she walked back onto the Bus.
"Most wonderful high one! Please don't leave me!" Cried out Mike.
Sage stuck her head out a window. "Suck it up, wuss. Good Luck." With that she shut the window.
"NOOOOOO!" Mike yelled out. "DON'T LEAVE ME!"
While Mike cried out for his idol, I just stood there looking at a road sign. "Kalamazoo...5 Miles...Let's see, I wonder..." I did some mental conclulation. "All right, everyone on the bus!" My friends looked at me. "NOW!" I yelled at them. Everyone, including the little twit of a cousin, jumped and scambled to the bus.
"Hehehehe." I hopped on myself. "All right, Kalamazoo is only five miles away!" I heard cheering from Sage and Mike. "...Okay...Anyways...If I go really really really fast, we'll be at my cuz Addi's house in about five minutes."
"Really, really, really fast?" Gulped Steph. She clung onto Ben's arm.
"Yup, yup." I nodded. "Only one person can achieve super fastness." I turned to Sage. "My dear psycho friend, would you care to do the honors?"
Sage smiled an evilly insane smile. "Sure." She rubbed her hands together and hopped into the drivers seat. She slapped on the Police Cap and said over the intercom. "Fasten those seat belts of course for you're in for the ride of your life!" She powered up the engine. "MWWWHAHAHAHA!" The engine suddenly died. "...Bad machine..." She turned around and looked at Chris. "Yo, Chris. Fix this thing would ya."
Chris stood up and bowed elegently towards Sage. "As you wish, my lady."
Little Mike jumped up and imatated Chris. "I will assisted, most High One."
"Whatever." Sage shrugged and put her feet up on the dash board.
While Chris and Little Mike were fixing the bus, I was talking to Addi on my most wonderful invention. From the Movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Centary, I had made that hand held tv screen talky thing. "Hiya! Whats up, my dearest, most wonderful cuz?"
My cousin glared at me. "Flattering...What do you want this time?"
I laughed. "Me? Want something! Ha! But..." Addi rolled her eyes. "Where is your house again?"
"Ugh, we've been through this how many times you little...."
"Baka?" I asked.
"Yes, that thing. I live in that extremely big house you'll see on entering the town." She replied. "...That's strange..."
"What?" I asked, watching Chris and Mike hop back onto the bus.
"I was looking through my telescope and I saw this strange looking bus..." Addi trailed off.
I looked out the window and saw a really big black spot on the horizon. That must of been my cuz's house. Sage started up the Bus and we were on our way. "Hey, I'll get back to ya in a bit. Talk to ya later!" Addi didn't reply, so I just turned off my hand held tv telephone thingy.
We went flying down the highway. Sage was a master at...not avoiding things. We seemed to have run over a sign, a parked car with no one or thing in it, a tree, and a football. I watched from my front row seat. Cate was to my left and Nate was right behind me. Let's see sixty-two people could fit in this bus and how many did we have now...I did a head count. Cate, Sage, Nate, Little Mike, Chris, Mike, Lawrence...Sara...Ben, Jake, Steph... I craned my head so I could see the whole bus. Jenny...Britt, who was playing tunes on his guitar...I think that was all unless I happened to have forgotten someone, though I doubt that I did. There were of course our animal passengers but there was only five them so far.
T3H B4K4 last Rambled @
8:32:00 PM
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